Octopuses are silly
So I got bit by our octopus 3 times last night, he mistook me for a shrimp. He pulled & bit, and pulled & bit, but regardless of how hard he tried, that finger just wasn't gonna come off. Luckily for me, octo bites don't hurt, he vaguely broke skin when he bit near my cuticle, but our clownfish bites worse than that. In getting so enraptured by my finger, he completely ignored the piece of shrimp I was holding, and it dropped to the bottom. He finally figured it out though. Now, he's clutching the cleaning magnet, trying to figure out if it opens to disgorge anything edible.
calm