Time to wake up

You scored as Dracula. You are the smooth sexy cool Dracula. Patient and lustful. If you were any cooler youd be ice. Great style with a way of seducing those around you. And three brides who wouldn't want to be him. </td> Dracula 83% Marius 75% Deacon Frost 67% Blade 67% Armand 58% Lestat 50% Akasha 50% Angel 50% Spike 50% Louis 42% Whose your Vampire personality? (images) created with QuizFarm.com

So yeah, I don't think I'm quite THAT sexually-focussed... well not all the time anyway. I'm just friendly. Really.

And WTF, I used to be smart! I guess it's more about whether I care about smart. I need to stop hanging out with you smart people, yer making me feel intellectually inferior...

The Bonobo 71% vivacity, 71% benevolence, 50% intellectualism

You are the adorable Bonobo! You're a diminutive chimpanzee who eats fruit, forms peaceful coalitions, and has absolutely unbelievable amounts of sex. Bonobo troops resolve tension through group sex, bonobo couples have sex constantly, whenever the mood strikes, and same-sex allies cement their relationships through erotic play. You are are humanity's closest or second-closest evolutionary relative, so maybe you have something to tell us...

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on aliveness You scored higher than 66% on benevolence You scored higher than 33% on intellectualism

Link: The badass apotheosis Test written by inhumandecency on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

You scored as Hinduism. Your views are most similar to those of... Hinduism! Do some research on Hinduism and possibly consider becoming Hindu, if you aren't already. </td> Hinduism 75% Paganism 71% Satanism 67% Buddhism 67% Christianity 58% agnosticism 54% atheism 46% Islam 46% Judaism 29% Which religion is the right one for you? (new version) created with QuizFarm.com